True Inspiration for the H2 Hummer, The Ugliest Car on the Planet.
That’s right. Your H2 Hummer looks like an Ice Cream truck. There is nothing “sporty” or “utile” about it, unless you’re delivering frozen foods or large sums of cash. It even has those yellow lights on the top corners like armored vehicles and diesels.
Some people like them. Why? I’ve wanted to puke EVERY time I’ve seen one, from the most basic to entirely pimped out. Nobody would think they’re hot rolling around town in Schwann’s Ice Cream truck, so why did you buy that Hummer H2?
I’m not being environmental or socialist, it’s just undeniably the ugliest car ever created. Imagine how stupid the car on the top would look off-road. It’s a large piece of equipment for transporting valuables. Not an hip design for an SUV.
Haha they’re actually pretty good off-road vehicles…but I heard the designer saw an old box on the the side of the road then “Eureka!” thats how it happened…anyways, don’t mess with a guy that drives an H2 because guaranteed they’re going to be more bad-a than you.
Comment by Brian —
I’m no off-roader, but nobody’s more ‘off-road’ (or bad-a) than my brother in law. He says his Jeep pulls out more sissy H2s who’ve ventured off paved roads than anything else.
I do agree with you, however, that an H2 driver requires a unique breed of human. Particularly, one who would buy the ugliest-a car on earth.
Comment by Dallin —
I never saw the resemblence before until you pointed it out. That is really funny. I agree though, I don’t get them. Too much money for what? My sis-in-law has one and I think it is because she is going through an early mid-life crisis.
Comment by Talai —
hahahaha!
Comment by sarah —
So, I may be changing my mind…I saw a pretty sick H2. It was jacked up, had huge tires, a vent(kinda lame), all black, and super dark tint. wierd huh haha
Comment by Brian —