How to Win a Potato Peeling Contest
I got into a vicious potato peeling contest with my brother-in-law. After loosing many battles, I observed that my biggest drag was how I held the potato; it kept slipping out of my hand. Furthermore, the caution necessary to not slice into your finger hinders your potato peeling potential.
You are pretty fast at pealing potatoes, but you still couldn’t keep up with my cutting skills
Comment by sarah —
You may be able to cut the potatoes I PEEL faster that I can peel, but if we were cutting head to head, I’d invent a way to waste not just you, but anyone–just like I’ve done with peeling. I have a spiritual connection with potatoes. I think it’s cause my mom was born in Idaho?
Comment by Dallin —
That’s a great idea for pealing potatoes! Stick a fork in it and your done.
Comment by Pat —
Is it really necessary to use a fork? I must be some caveman. One of those crazy things about having opposable thumbs. Some things don’t catch on like the thigh master.
Comment by Andrew —
Yes Andrew, You are a caveman if you insist on “thumbs” as tools. I suppose you think your “brain” is superior to my computer?
Comment by Dallin —
Before its all over you can stick a fork in it.
Comment by Pat —