A really nice old couple walks around the neighborhood and stops to talk with everyone. The guy has this look on his face; like a mix between Santa Clause and Socrates. I’d trust him with my newborn. For all I know the guy beats his wife and drags her around to impress his neighbors, but one glance and you think he’s Gandhi’s inspiration. Can someone fake that? If you want to, like I do, here’s my neighbors mystic spell for the appearance of wisdom:

• Smile
• Be Kind
• Be Intelligent
• Optional: Be old.