UVSC is now UVU; that’s just great.  Way to go.  But every time I see someone sporting a UVU t-shirt with your new logo actual vomit chunks come into my mouth.

What in-the-name-of-all-that’s-holy is that little serif doing on that first U?  If it has meaning it’s occult, and nobody I’ve talked to “gets” it.  If it doesn’t mean anything, this is designer sabotage. Why didn’t they commit the same crime to the other U?  At least then we could understand it was your impaired stylistic choice.

Could someone please tell me the magical meaning of that disgusting knob?  If there’s not one, UVU students and faculty should form a mob, apprehend the guilty designer, and beat him with his own keyboard and mouse.

Last night at Albertson’s the Salvation army was ringing their bell in the cold. I felt bad, and wanted to donate, but I never carry change. That’s when I realized what I would do if I were homeless.

Everything is a paradox.