I was totally going to give Bill Gates the prize of his life and be the only human alive to praise Windows Vista. I’ve been operating with Vista for 6 months, and I haven’t had a SINGLE unwanted shutdown. I really thought the hatred was choriagraphed conspiracy.

But today I was browsing the news on my brother’s computer when I clicked on a link to an article and got the blue screen of death. Instant shutdown. I stared at my brother in disbelief, and he was like, “What? This is Vista, it happens all the time.”

I actually use quite a few programs — at once — big ones — and it has never shut down. So, I guess I love MY special version of Vista. All the rest of you suckers will have to keep it real with XP.